THREADS;

[philoxenia]

IN PROGRESS
Della
Rose
Rose
Anna
Jasper
Rose


READY TO TURN IN



Therion (2)
Della (1)
Rin (2)
Della (1)
Therion (2)
Della (2)
Therion (3)
Angel (1)
Nira (1)
Della (2)
Zerinda (1)

5/13

Della (3)
Zelos (3)
Ema (3)
Rose (1)
Meeting (2)
Anna (2)
Ema (2)
Rhea (2)
Therion (2)
Rhea (2)
Rhea (2)
Therion (2)
Ema (4)
Nova (1)
Shelley (1)
Ema (1)
Therion (1)
Della (1)
Jasper (1)
Zerinda (1)
Shelley (1)
Therion (1)
Birkin (1)
Rose (1)
Therion (1)
Anna (1)
Birkin (1)
Angel (1, including top level)
Zerinda (1)
Zelos (1, including top level)
Rhea (1)

TURNED IN
Therion (15)
Aela (25)
Rhea (15)
Shelley (12)
Anna (12)
Lif (10)
Professor (9)
Jasper (7)
Ema (11)
Rhea (10)

COIN COUNTS;

4/12:
Birkin (1)
Anna (2)
Alice (2)
Aela (1)
Therion (2)
Jasper (1)
Seteth (1)
Rose (1)
Della (1)
Ema (2)
Nova (1)
Shelley (1)
Rhea (1)
Anna (2)

4/13:

Lif (2)
Therion (2)
Alice (2)
Rose (2)
Rhea (1)
Aela (1)

4/18:

Seteth (1)
Rose (1)
Ema (1)
Angel (1)
Jasper (1)
Anna (2)
Della (1)
Aela (1)
Vincent (1)
Meeting (2)
Anna (3)
Rhea (4)
Zerinda (1)
Therion (4)
Shelley (1)
Birkin (2)

4/22

Rhea (3, including top level)
Therion (1)
Nira (1)
Piers (1)
Meeting (2)

4/29

Zelos (1)
Della (3)
Ema (3)
Rose (1)
Rin (1)
Rhea (2)

5/3

1. Ema (2)
Therion (1)
Rhea (2)

5/20

Therion (5)
Therion (3)
Rin

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KEEPING/GIVEN AWAY

[philoxenia]

KEEPING;
04. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
06. Hand-Made Paper (x2) - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
08. Water Bottle (x2) - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing!
09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
15. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
17. Mango (x4) - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
25. Box of Chocolates (x3) - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo.
26. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you while trapped at the bottom of the sea, but it refuses to complain…
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “Secret Time.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
31. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
39. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
42. Gingerbread House (x7) - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents.
43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
48. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
49. Tiger Stripe Suit - A fitted suit and pants in full orange-and-black tiger stripes. Somehow, putting in on makes you feel stealthy, but… that can’t be right, can it?
50. Parkour 101 - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
57. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
58. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
59. “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
60. “Personal Space Reminder” (x2, then x1 from Aela) - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
61. “Landscaping Aid” - It’s just a really big rock. Man, if one of you used this to kill someone else here at the bottom of the ocean… that’d be fucked up, huh?
62. “Social Distancing Device” (x2) - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
66. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like... Ballard? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
67. Conversation Hearts - A box of chalky candy hearts with fun messages on them!
A Friend - Is that a corgi? That's definitely a corgi. She even has a collar with the name "Daisy" on it--someone's probably missing her a lot!
Novel - A lowkey spicy work of vampire fiction.
Zaza’s Famous Hair Colors - A set of small jars filled with different colored pastes in a range of natural colors from dark red to black and an unnatural range from a dusty pink to blue. Attached to the jars with twine are small sheets of parchment with handwritten instructions: Apply to dry hair, let sit for one hour, wash out. Lasts up to a week. - Z ♥
Makeup Set - A mini coffin-shaped box that, when you open it, has a mirror inside the lid and is full of makeup of all kinds and shades. The coffin looks a little burned around the edges and the makeup brushes are all obviously well loved. (Courtesy of Damien)

GIVEN AWAY;
Chalice of Beginnings - A golden chalice so elegantly crafted as if it was made by the hands of a goddess. Whatever it's original purpose was for now it's a simple cup. (Rhea)
Scroll - An old scroll containing scripture. Most of it seems to detail a legend involving Saint Seiros organizing a ritual to bring the goddess back to her people. (Rhea)
01. Matryoshka Dolls (x4) - A series of intricately painted nesting dolls, meant for display rather than as a toy for children. At the center there’s… a stick of gum? (Birkin)
Hollyhock: a pink hollyhock flower. (Rose)
19. Stuffed Kangaroo (x3) - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me? (Jasper)
Spear of Assal: A sacred spear said to have belonged to Saint Cichol. (Courtesy of Seteth) (Rhea)

[philoxenia]

Gun Ammo - It's basically a whole slew of bullets ready for use with certain rifles, one of with begins with the letters "DEATH".
Bangle's Key - This small iron key doesn't look like it would fit any modern lock.
Old Map of Enbarr - An old map of Enbarr. It probably belongs to someone with a connection to the Imperial capital of the past.

02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
03. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food.
03. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food.
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
13. Air Tank - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if you had a door, and if it weren’t empty.
13. Air Tank - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if you had a door, and if it weren’t empty.
14. Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
14. Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
18. Bucket of Bricks - A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included.
21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
26. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you while trapped at the bottom of the sea, but it refuses to complain…
28. Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! This one is red. Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
28. Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! This one is yellow. Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
30. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
30. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
31. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
31. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for cosplaying as The Professor’s secret second assistant who lives in the walls. Oops, spoilers! Pretend I didn’t say anything, okay?
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for cosplaying as The Professor’s secret second assistant who lives in the walls. Oops, spoilers! Pretend I didn’t say anything, okay?
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for cosplaying as The Professor’s secret second assistant who lives in the walls. Oops, spoilers! Pretend I didn’t say anything, okay?
37. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
39. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
44. Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there a copy of the Communist Manifesto in here?
48. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
48. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
49. Tiger Stripe Suit - A fitted suit and pants in full orange-and-black tiger stripes. Somehow, putting in on makes you feel stealthy, but… that can’t be right, can it?
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
53. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
54. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
56. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 2015, featuring lurid pictures of… wait, no, those are just normal janitors in full coveralls standing in exotic locations.
56. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 2015, featuring lurid pictures of… wait, no, those are just normal janitors in full coveralls standing in exotic locations.
64. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
64. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
64. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
66. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like New York City? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.